WHO THE F--K IS ALICE?

SMOKIE

Sally called when she got the word
She said I suppose you've heard
'Bout Alice

Well I rushed to the window and I looked outside
But I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big limousine rolled on into Alice's drive

I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons
That I just don't wanna know

'Cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice
Alice? Who the f--k is Alice?

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel
And maybe get a second glance

Now I've got to get used
To not living next door to Alice
Alice? Who the f--k is Alice?

Grew up together, two kids in the park
Carved our initials deep in the bark
Me and Alice

Now she walks through the door,
Her head held high
Just for a moment, I caught her eyes

As a big limousine pulled slowly
Out of Alice's drive

I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons
That I just don't wanna know

'Cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice
Alice? Who the f--k is Alice?

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel
And maybe get a second glance

Now I've got to get used to not
Living next door to Alice
Alice? Who the f--k is Alice?

At seven she called back and ask how I felt
And she said "I know how to help
Get over Alice"

She said now Alice's gone, but I'm still here.
You know I've been waiting for twenty-four years
And the big limousine disappeared

I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons
That I just don't wanna know

'Cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice
Alice? Who the f--k is Alice?

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel
And maybe get a second glance

Now I've got to get used to not
Living next door to Alice
Alice? Who the f--k is Alice?

I don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons
That I just don't wanna know

'Cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice
Alice? Who the f--k is Alice?

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel
And maybe get a second glance

Now I've got to get used to not
Living next door to Alice
Alice? Who the f--k is Alice?

I don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons
That I just don't wanna know

'Cause for twenty-four years I've been
Living next door to Alice
Alice? Who the f--k is Alice?

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